{"product_id":"dost-thou-tshirt-260826-112310","title":"Dost Thou Even Hoist - Knight, Barbell and Blackletter Attitude","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe joke lands before the eye finishes reading. A knight in full plate armour, holding a loaded barbell in a deep squat, framed by two lines of heavy blackletter type. It is gym humour delivered with a straight face.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eDesign Story\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThe composition is built in three tiers: \"Dost thou\" arched across the chest, the armoured figure centred beneath it, and \"even hoist?\" curving along the lower edge. The illustration works in fine grey hatching, closer to an old engraving plate than a modern print, so the visor, the knee plates and the stacked weight discs all read as etched metal. Against the dark garment, the white type carries the contrast while the greyscale figure holds the middle ground. Nothing moves, and that stillness is the point — the pose is held, controlled, quietly confident.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% Cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e240 GSM fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eOversized fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCrew Neck\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eShort Sleeve\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft and substantial\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit \u0026amp; Wear\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003ePlaced as a large front graphic, it fills the chest without crowding the shoulders, and the oversized cut gives the wide barbell room to sit flat across the silhouette. The bold lettering reads clearly from across a room; the fine linework rewards a closer look. Streetwear proportions, open sleeves, easy over shorts or under a hoodie.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eSize \u0026amp; Fit\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eAvailable in S–3XL. Please refer to the size guide before ordering.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eCare\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMachine wash cold\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTumble dry low\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDo not iron directly on print\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003eOld-world lettering, modern gym attitude — one graphic that speaks for itself.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Ready Print Hub","offers":[{"title":"S","offer_id":45697536360583,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-S","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M","offer_id":45697536393351,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-M","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L","offer_id":45697536426119,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-L","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL","offer_id":45697536458887,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL","offer_id":45697536491655,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-2XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL","offer_id":45697536524423,"sku":"AG-LQZRHAJQTVNX-3XL","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0747\/1022\/0935\/files\/01-mockup_7c90588e-4654-4e94-862a-3e960d600e8e.png?v=1787887321","url":"https:\/\/readyprinthub.com\/products\/dost-thou-tshirt-260826-112310","provider":"Ready Print Hub","version":"1.0","type":"link"}